Lough Neagh: polluted by animal waste products both now and in its myth-origin story…
Dining in a restaurant in a town near Lough Neagh last weekend, I noticed a spelling mistake on the ‘Specials’ menu. (Too chicken to try the fish, I went for the chicken.) I couldn’t help horsing around with the spelling mistake. Lough Nag Lough Neigh. Ulster says nay to spelling mistake on menu display. Dollaghan; trout: in Lough were caught. Not highly sought after. Algal growth: putrid; rancid. I wouldn’t chance it. Fish in a pan: it’s doubtless madness. Stormont …