“The important thing to remember is dress like a crazy person with armor…”

Via the Professor comes the important news that today, 8th December, is/was “Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day.” 

Some starters:

  • If you go the “prisoner who’s escaped the future” try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you’ve never seen it before.
  • Walk up to random people and say “WHAT YEAR IS THIS?” and when they tell you, get quiet and then say “Then there’s still time!” and run off.


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