“And as the tired old joke says, you wouldn’t start from here; cue deep breaths all round.”

Very nice (and honest) summation from Fionnuala O’Connor, in which she lauds the fine work of Barney Rowan and Eamonn Mallie, who have…

…performed a real service to politics, history and the people they live among, by producing documentation that filters fact from fake fact. It’s a DUP characteristic to rubbish journalists. Sinn Féin are good at it too. But Rowan’s cool reporting and the Mallie website have been impossible to dismiss.

If the DUP had signed off on the much negotiated draft of February 9, both parties would have had to revise their supposed positions on the spot. Instead the Foster leadership and negotiating team came apart in sheer funk.

The DUP’s rewrite of what had happened fooled nobody. Sinn Féin for once told the story straight and turned their own fortunes around, at least temporarily.

It may be part of the transition they tell us they are going through. Maybe this has been a lesson for them? And maybe they learned from their own recent effort at a rewrite.

Proper historians revise their accounts when they uncover fresh documentation. Sinn Féin chairman Declan Kearney’s contortion of the early civil rights era was a back-projection to inflate the IRA’s role. It read like something that only the bossiest and least sceptical republican parents might feed to the meekest of their children.

The pity of it is that here was a 21st century republican vindicating the knee-jerk unionist response of the time, that the civil rights movement was just an IRA plot.

That was a denunciation that provided spurious justification for Paisleyite aggression, and excuses for the RUC attitude towards marches.

And she notes…

Paranoia and dark imagining was what the Reverend Ian shouted on the streets, preached from his pulpit and wrote in the Protestant Telegraph.

The cowardice of unionist governments in the face of hardline opposition to reform, the street clashes that Paisley fomented and how the police reacted were major factors in setting the Troubles alight.

The small, ineffectual and scarcely-armed IRA of the time was incidental. It bore no resemblance to the Provisional IRA that split away from it and in another couple of decades generated today’s Sinn Féin.

Delusional, said Bernadette McAliskey of Kearney. But surely claiming undue credit and indeed ownership is not delusion but standard republican behaviour. Today’s mainstream republicans never liked McAliskey for that very reason. Nobody owned Bernadette except Bernadette.

And a final drop of ice cold water to the face…

And here we are, decades on from decommissioning, with any further negotiations pegged to the lowest level, unionists inflamed at the very idea of legal status for Irish and equal marriage fobbed off to a vague fate via Westminster.

The DUP had no interest in negotiating. The best Sinn Féin seemed to hope for was implementation of agreements made long ago – or that they understood had been made, like the British undertaking to pass an Irish language act.

Now another understanding is that the British will release the money for those long-delayed inquests. To be delivered without agreement on everything else with the DUP? Have they got that in writing? Signed?

Once upon a time, this brand of republicans looked good at negotiating. Then again with this brand of unionism negotiation may be impossible. And as the tired old joke says, you wouldn’t start from here; cue deep breaths all round.

Mick is founding editor of Slugger. He has written papers on the impacts of the Internet on politics and the wider media and is a regular guest and speaking events across Ireland, the UK and Europe. Twitter: @MickFealty