Ireland’s would be contenders…

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  • “Gerry and the Pacemakers – It’s (Not) Going To Be All right”

  • Greenflag

    Endee Eamee Martee Mo
    Catch a Gerry by the toe
    If he squeals don’t let him go
    Endee Eamee Martee Mo
    Not because he’s dirty
    Not because he’s clean
    But because he’s the S and Effer
    Who wants to steal our cream ;)?

  • slappymcgroundout

    Why does Gerry have a beanie with a propeller on his head?

    That said, I’m going with:

    Beany Boy and the Unholy Trinity.

  • oracle

    Well they’re standing against the wall but should they not be wearing “blindfolds”

  • oracle

    Job-centre remove advertisement for posts of firing squad officers after being exceptionally heavily over subscribed

  • oracle

    left …left… up a bit…. right a bit…. hold it…. FIRE

  • oracle

    Government cutbacks force Garda to make suspects share mugshots

  • oracle

    Pimps Weekly show-off their collection of whores with the promise that no matter which one you pick … you’ll be properly fucked

  • oracle

    Henson Associates and ITC Entertainment. confirm that they’ve secretly been filming Muppets 2 for release on February 25th

  • oracle

    al Qaeda release press statement denying any links with any candidates in Irish Election. The spokesman said “we do have morals you know”

  • oracle

    Irish scientists upset at their exclusion from the drilling experiment to find pond-life at lake Vostock release their own pictures of Irish pond-scum.

  • sdelaneys

    yeah, blind dating is a curse but how else will we get fixed up?

  • oracle

    After Gerry Adams latest radio interview Sinn Fein activists demand the immediate return of section 31 for the leaders debate.

  • oracle

    “Were you in the area”

  • Tochais Síoraí

    Has Prince Charles become the new FG leader?

  • Gerry and the Pacemakers – “I’ll be there when all your dreams are broken”

  • pippakin

    And the little one said roll over, they all rolled over and one fell off…

  • Cynic2

    Gerry “Marts, Marty ….bring some of those piles of fivers over till I stand on them”

  • Cynic2

    “We all may be useless but it could be worse….you could a woman standing and then where would we be?”

  • Cynic2

    Audition for ‘Man at C&A’ does not go well

  • Cynic2

    Not so much ‘X Factor’ as ‘Missing X chromosome’

  • “Teacher, teacher – those big boys are wearing platform shoes. It’s not fair”

  • Cynic2

    New Irish Version of Spitting Image plans 5 year run!

    Puppets by Fluck and Law and side splitting script written by Germans.

    Think Craggy Island with none of the intellectuals!

  • Cynic2

    ” Sinn Fein activists demand the immediate return of section 31 for the leaders debate”

    That has to be the winner!

  • “Who gave Micheal Martin that box to stand on?”

  • Rory Carr

    Coming soon to a hustings near you –

    The Unusual Suspects.

    Book early as seats may be limited.

  • Cynic2

    Ninja Turtles Makeover fails

  • Cynic2

    From Left to Right

    “I was there but I seen nuthing until the last minute, swear to God””

    “I was never a member of a political party. The beret meant nothing”

    “A big boy made me”

    “What was the question again?”

    “Vote for me ’cause I am not any of them”

  • Cynic2

    There is a solution to our desperate problems …………..and as soon as we think of it we will let you know

  • “These are our principals and if you don’t like them, well we have others”

  • tuatha

    The usual useless suspects, 1st prize is oblivion, 2nd prize a seat on NAMA, 3rd prize being Taoiseach.

  • Greenflag

    The Great Electoral Debate Question :

    ‘To which of these fecker’s a****oles should I pin the tail ‘

    The Great Resounding Answer :

    ‘All of them ‘

  • Greenflag

    ‘Five Nero’s and not a fiddle between them’

  • FuturePhysicist

    If you’re wondering why Enda, Marty and Eamon are so high up, it’s because they’re standing on the shoulders and other body parts of the ULA.