#Cablegate: Caption competition…

My first cartoon on Slugger. Give us your captions? For a starter, what about: “Vincent, go to your bed!”


  • Mark

    I wonder can I still get Sky plus .

  • emmetmcd

    “Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the most honest Liberal of all?”

  • The Word

    …Eight, nine, ten. Here I come, ready or not. Make room for me, under the bed, Ed.

  • pippakin

    And please Lord save my job from the hounds of Murdoch…

  • malairt

    They worked for who?

  • lover not a fighter

    Coalitions are cold house’s for Capable (Cable) guys.

  • “He may be a better artist than that clown on Guido; but this is still a daft idea.”

  • “Nick, I feel wonderful tonight”

  • There may be tears in #11 but I feel wonderful tonight. Turn out the light, Nick.

  • But I could have told you Vincent
    this Government was never meant for one
    as ludicrous as you.

  • andnowwhat

    Sky TV? I prefer cable

  • andnowwhat

    “Now,if this bed represents the goverment, I am sitting on the bit the LibDems actually have any say in”

  • alan56

    ‘David I’m sorry…now come to bed..’

  • 250,000 leaked Cables, and they gotta pick this one….

  • All this shit for AV, pleeeze.


    If only I had read the ‘orange book’ instead of pontificating endlessly on TV.

  • joeCanuck

    And no supper or TV! Not fair.

  • Rory Carr

    “After I win Strictly there’ll be no stopping me. That’ll show Cleggy who’s boss !”

  • Cynic2

    There was a young man called Vince
    Whose policies seemed to convince
    While banks he was spanking
    Young Clegg’s vote was tanking
    Till the Telegraph turned him to mince.

  • Dixie

    If I squeeze them really tight things pop out of my head…

    Am I insane…Is this why I sit on the edge of my bed and ponder about things I know nothing about nor care little for?

    And one more thing….Who the feck is dreaming of a White Christmas now?

  • JAH

    The man who declared war…

  • AuldFella

    [Newspaper headline:] Cable Twit Sweater

  • 241934 john brennan

    Honey: I’m ready to be cable tied.