Lisburn Caption competition.

Dinosaur in Lisburn constituency.

  • Greagoir O Frainclin

    Jurassic Topiary…That’s brillaint.

    Well done the gardener, great stuff!

  • CS Parnell

    was wondering where Big Ian had got to.

  • RepublicanStones

    Local school goes to great lengths in rebuttal to pressure from creationists to change syllabus.

  • veritas


    a city for all types of dinosaur.

  • veritas

    TUV reveal their new candidate…

    TUV reveal, new party logo..

  • Greenflag


    ‘Orange Sash stolen from Lisburn Dino’

    Police suspect a creationist Minister with a fetish for wearing orange collarettes . Early reports on this storey say that 2,000 suspects have been arrested and are being held in a large maze outside Belfast and are being questioned on evolutionary matters . One of them a Rev McIlvet was heard to remark that he was not evolving and that there were no dinosaurs and moreover they never existed unlike God with whom he communicates daily through the ether and who had told him that he did not create the dinosaurs 263 million years ago only to destroy them 65 million years :(. Our God may be an angry God said Rev McIlvet but he’s not a destructive terrorist !

  • Bole

    Lisburn honours Jim Allister

  • dunreavynomore

    Norn Iron leads the way again, ‘Dinosaur burgers’.
    Said an MLA, ‘and dinosaurs are so common that the main ingredient is free.’

  • Dave

    Kathleen, if you’re this short of material, you can e-mail me and I’ll give you a few pro-Israel posts to put up. 😉

  • North Antrimer

    A United Ireland must be around the corner – even the Dinosaurs are turning Green!

  • wild turkey

    Slugger commenters hold their monthly gourmet night in Lisburn….

  • Rory Carr

    Troglydite leadership in Lisburn Council face new challenge from unionist left.

  • Intelligence Insider

    Twinbrook and Poleglass residents welcome their new MLA after admitting that as long as it’s green they’ll vote for it.

  • Parrot Clocker

    Is this the way to Armagh Geddon?

  • Rory Carr

    New role for Bush.

  • Seimi

    Is it an Allistersaurus?

  • Seimi

    New TUV anthem, featuring Barney:

    I love you, you love me,
    we are both in the TUV…

  • unknown

    Lisburn Man gets carried away by his new black and decker strimmer !

  • pacman

    No. It’s Hillhall, not hellhole. Though given it’s proximity to Lisburn, your mistake is understandable.

  • blinding

    Look what happens when you jump railings with gigantic balls.

  • RepublicanStones

    On closer inspection of the pic..thats very good. blinding.

  • Seimi

    The establishment is called ‘Cameron’s Bistro’ – Is this an indication of how the UUP/Tory link up will look?