Benefits of ‘fundamentalism’?

The Simpsons may have been on to something with different heavens.

A new QUB study claims to have found denominational health correlations. Fundamentalists live longest with least chance of lung cancer or alcohol related diseases, some earthly reward for abstinence. Roman Catholics die sooner linked to deprivation. Methodists less likely to die in an accident. Anglicans are more likely to die of a heart attack, must be all those landlord dinners 😉 .