• Whatever Next

    Of course in Londonderry it’s settee racing.

  • Harry Flashman

    My favourite conversation was overheard in the wummin’s changing room of a new Derry golf club, three ladies were chatting about the new furniture one had bought for her front room:

    1)”An’ I got a luvly chaise longue”

    2)”A what?”

    1)”Chaise longue”

    2)”Chez wha’?”

    1)”Chaise longue”

    2)”A chezy long?”

    3)”Ah fer fucksake a sofa!”

  • Hope it was someone else who overheard it Harry!