New operating system for Northern Ireland?


  • eranu

    i like the uStartin? button πŸ™‚

  • iluvni

    Yes, there’s always someone who has to keep linking the Northern Ireland football team to the paramilitaries and the trouble in our society.

    Perhaps we should stick a Tyrone shirt onto the Balaclava icon? That would be equally as hilarious, wouldn’t it?

  • maca

    Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. eh iluvni?

  • Shay Begorrah

    I want to know where the “Show hidden weapons and explosives?” tickbox is. Also I think the start menu should have an “On the Run..” button.

    Very nice work.

  • eranu

    shay, go to Folder Options > View > Show hidden arms caches !

  • United Irelander

    Where’s the Burn CD & DVDs & Cars icon? πŸ˜‰

  • maca

    “go to Folder Options > View > Show hidden arms caches”

    They’ve already been deleted though. But that’s the thing about Windows, you can always use a recovery program to get them back πŸ™‚

  • g-man

    Looks like they’ve already partitioned the hard drive for you. Ha ha, eh, ahem.

  • Andrew Ian Dodge

    I got to say that made me lol. Pretty damn funny to be exact.

  • Donnie

    iluvni

    Good to see the sense of humour bypass was a success.

  • iluvni

    Och, surely you laughed at the paramilitary balaclava/Tyrone GAA shirt icon idea? :o)

  • Concerned Loyalist

    illuvni,
    Take it for what it is-a good lauf! I don’t think it’s necessarily linking the Orange Order and the Norn Iron football team to paramilitaries, but instead just using some of the symbolism relevant to Ulster’s society

  • Canadian

    The back ground should be of Murals.

  • DaysLikeThis

    Is it the intention of the designer that I can’t find the Spyware?

  • eranu

    dayslikethis, to find the spyware you need to install IMC 2005. then make sure realtime scanning is enabled, always ! πŸ™‚

  • Mick Fealty

    Where’s the shortcut to the ever essential Whataboutery 9.101 programme?

  • Paul

    And the “Connections > Security Options > Barriers & Firewalls” feature – is it a one-way barrier like the old version, or will it now prevent reality from intruding, as well as conciliatory messages from getting out?

  • smcgiff

    Not sure if this PC is very clever.

    Every time an option box pops up i.e. ‘Are you sure you want to Close down’, there’ll only be one possible answer…

    NO!

    Or maybe instead of Yes, No, Cancel it’ll be an option of…

    NO! NO! NO!

  • cynic

    Let me guess…clicking the red hand opens up multiple windows that you cant close and some of which play really annoying music

  • eranu

    LOL cynic

    watch out for this file c:\windows\system32\SF.exe it is suspected spyware/adware. it runs in the background and monitors everything that is going on on your computer. it then sends the information to the server ira.com.
    this file also pops up annoying ads about things no one wants or is remotley interested in … πŸ˜€
    if you find this file you should delete it !!

  • Paul

    On the contrary, although SF.exe is a hungry process, consuming a large share of system resources and bandwidth, it is an essential part of an inclusive operating system.

    Deleting it could affect the stability of the whole system, and may lead to unexpected and serious side-effects.

  • Dandyman

    iluvni:

    FYI, the red hand symbol is the symbol on the Tyrone GAA jersey!

  • Equig59

    deadly pic there ni.