You couldn’t make it up. So why would APNI?

Alliance Cllr Maire Hendron claimed Sinn Féin lied about trouble in East Belfast on Monday. UUP MLA Michael Copeland has confirmed the Sinn Féin report saying they met that night to defuse tensions.

Maybe Cllr Hendron was tucked up in bed?

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