As if echoing the trouble on the hill at Stormont, other stories did no better in lightening the tone of the news from Northern Ireland.
Shipbuilding, an industry that once boasted more than 30,000 jobs, is about to leave Belfast for good.
Street trouble has broken out in North and East Belfast.
And fears that the Loyalist feud could threaten up to 20 families.
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