Caption Competition

Nelson McCausland - Brian John Spencer (Slugger O'Toole)

  • Dixie Elliott

    Red Sky on Spotlight; the Minister takes flight.

  • The party is over…

  • michael-mcivor

    McCausland is as safe as houses-[ during the blitz ]

  • tacapall

    Where’s that bonfire I give a grant out for ?

  • Morpheus

    Red Sky and Brimstone – the end is nigh!!!

  • Sp12

    Red Sky at night, kitchen floor covered in sh*te.
    Red Sky in the morning, meh, we knock off early today.

  • Where’s that place where the spotlight don’t shine?

  • cynic2

    A hinge a hinge my Skoda for a hange

  • FuturePhysicist

    Media shows its disapproval of this campaign by not being hypocrites by focusing on the victims of the housing fallout of DSD rather than diverting 100% attention to two high profile “sinners” in the DUP.

  • FuturePhysicist

    Sorry that was the comedy option.

  • cynic2

    they seek it here, they seek it there
    those damned journals probing everywhere
    they want the truth they cry and winge, but we’ll discuss design of hinge
    and answer questions party fed, until this sessions put to bed
    And when it’s time elections to go, the plan of action we all know
    In flag we’ll wrap and yell and shout
    “vote for me – keep themuns out”

  • MrPMartin

    Safe as houses

  • MrPMartin

    a cartoon of Nelson with his face depicted as two boarded up windows for eyes and one for a boarded up door with the caption “hear no evil, see no evil” would be appropriate

  • cynic2

    We build the houses like this so no one can see whats going on

  • Delphin

    Did we pay for ground floor windows? or
    These houses are so old they were built before God invented ground floor windows.

  • cynic2

    No windows makes it easier to place the 50” TV in the lounge