“Pint of milk and a f**kin Mars bar…”

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Just got my copy of the The Emergency’s Use Democracy Sensibly.. The TD Tubbies… banky toxy custard… they follow the big recession… all lead to Dipsy whose drinking Bass in Drumcondra… Dipsy scared, Dipsy run away… Drinky Winky tries to sort it out with budgets… Then they get Noo Noo Nama to clean up the mess… Noo Noo Nama not working… Then, Irish Economy Byes Byes… Bye Bye Jobs… Bye Bye Pensions… Bye Bye Living Standards… Fecking great CD from the Emergency’s Christmas Carol in which the ghost of Haughey comes back to haunt the Taoiseach…

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