Translink talking bull: it’s official…

CONGRATULATIONS to Northern Ireland’s transport company, Translink, which has picked up a Golden Bull award for this gobbledygook: ‘Every Autumn a combination of leaves on the line, atmospheric conditions and prevailing damp conditions lead to a low adhesion between the rail head and the wheel which causes services to be delayed or even cancelled. NI Railways are committed to minimising service delays, where we can, by implementing a comprehensive low adhesion action programme.’ Who should be nominated for next year’s awards? Quotes, please!