Failed camp-Hain…


DIZZY grabs a peek behind the door of Hain4Labour’s headquarters and discovers… very little in what should be a throbbing hive of activity. Perhaps Hain’s team has given up on him ever being deputy prime minister – he’s 40-1 on Betfair. Dizzy adds: “The contact number for the campaign team on his website appears to be someone’s mobile phone, whilst his office seems to be void of people and full of boxes with his literature in. The blutak holding the sign on the door is a nice touch.” Guido thinks the boxes are actually full of fake tan. Hain’s blog on myspace appears to have been last updated on March 23 – perhaps because every single entry has “0 Comments – 0 Kudos” at the bottom…