Caption competition…

Just had to post this pic from the front page of the Irish Times this morning. Your captions please!

  • Secur O’Crat

    Good to see our Gerry up there with Saddam.
    I measc laochra na nGael go raibh a anam dilis.

  • Rory

    STARTLING changes in Greek Orthodox hierarchy!

  • andy

    Reminds me of the golden oldie:
    Gerry dies and goes up to the pearly gates, wherupon he meets St Peter.

    St Peter: Hello Gerry, Nice to see you and all, but I’m afraid we can’t let you in here
    Gerry: Let me in? I don’t think you understand – I was about to give you 30 minutes warning to get out…

    I’ll get my coat.. quickly.

  • dalek

    Final concession on policing…republicans to display head beacons at all times!!

  • Seán

    Beam me up Scottie .

    Sorry Comrade

    I meant Gerry!

  • Alan

    Shock gong for Gerry in New Year Honours !!

  • Aliens, in UFO, arrive just in time to whisk Gerry away to safer climes!

  • Glen Taisie

    Gerry A recieves a halo for great U-turn.

    Gerry K (speechless) looks on.

  • Caption

    “I tell you, I just signed my own death warrant”

    Gerry Adams (with echos of Michael Collins)

    Is mise
    Fuiseog

  • Gerry Lvs Castro

    Saint Gerry attacked by furry dildos. ‘Not a crime’ insists Mr.Kelly.

  • Plum Duff

    A cháirde ghaeil, ‘Some are born saints, some achieve sainthood, and some have sainthood thrust upon them.’

  • gerry

    Gerry Kelly in panto, thumbellena thumbellena tiny little thing.

  • 1000words

    Gerry Kelly gives thumbs up to deification of Gerry Adams, “Sure, aren’t we all God’s Little Helpers already.”

  • Richard Gadsden

    Gerry Adams balances a plate on his head

  • sheila

    Adams has flashback of light in Maze tunnel

  • brendan,belfast

    halo, halo
    we could have been here years ago………..

  • parcifal

    “May perpetual light shine upon him”
    Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.
    Ahh… ha… ha… men.

  • Phil McAvity

    Paisly, heard shouting across the room: “I’VE TOLD YOU ONCE AND I’LL TELL YOU AGAIN ADAMS, I WILL NOT MAKE A DEAL WITH A SINNER AND YOU ARE A SINNER AND UNTIL I SEE OR HEAR OTHERWISE FROM THE LORD HIMSELF NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND!!!!!!”

  • Miss Fitz

    God sends emissary- Kelly approves

  • mickhall

    The light, the light, it dazzles me.

    [Gerry on his very own Damascus road]

  • Miss Fitz

    BREAKING NEWS

    Mother Ship has been found:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/318426648_f4a65c32da.jpg?v=0

  • Dalek

    Gerry Kelly: Thumbs up! When do we get the keys to the prisons?

    Gerry Adams: Big lad..since when did you need keys to get in and out of prisons….

  • mickhall

    Adams, “Oh shit, ingrams been right all along.”

    Kelly, ” Book the flights down to the holiday home, we are celebrating, I have got the No 2 job.’

  • The Devil

    Gerry Kelly gives the thumbs-up to the waiting masses, the 30 barrels of water out the back have indeed turned into 30 barrels of wine.

  • The Devil

    Pre-election photo oportunities give Sinn Fix the chance to make a play for the religous vote.

  • The Devil

    Sould have gone to Spec-savers

  • The Devil

    “Release Barabbas”

  • The Devil

    Dissident photographer proves that Gerry Adams’s halo is indeed slightly tarnished

  • The Devil

    Adams wins 1st prize in the clonard monastry fancy dress party

  • The Devil

    After what they did to Saddam there was no way I was going to wear a neck-tie

  • Can you give a sign on the status of the Tax Exemption cert for General Thomas Slab Murphy?

  • The Devil

    “I know what I’m doing is right and I have the brains of the party right behind me”

  • gladiator

    Gerry Kelly: Release the lions, here’s the martyr

  • Crataegus

    In an attempt to do something meaningful SF enter into spirit of Easter and organised a sponsored egg on head race. The losers end up with egg on face.

  • Gerry, what do you do if your car breaks down?

  • Ah, thats why they call Gerry Kelly,
    “Needle Dick”

  • Gerry Adams:

    “I urge everyone to support the police and follow British criminal law to the letter, especially the first line of the police caution”

    YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

  • dalek

    Gerry A to Gerry K: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to join the policing board?

  • Henry94

    “My beatification is as legitimate as Paisley’s doctorate. “

  • Plum Duff

    Hey, Kelly, does my bum look big in this?

  • mickybrady

    gerry a, there ll be no more finger pointing in this party.just thumbs from now on

  • The Devil

    I and Gerry Kelly would like to go the record that we are not in any way shape or form related or connected to Chris Gaskin, Pat McLarnen, Chris Donnelly, or Henry94 or any other S/F posters who embarrass both themselves and our party on a daily basis on Sluggero’toole

  • Plum Duff

    Do you think I’ll get into the royal enclosure at Ascot wearing this?