Here’s your hat, what’s your hurry?

It seems our fearless leader is going to announce he wants to fry bigger fish later today at the TUC conference in Brighton. La Haine is expected to lay out his plans and intentions for becoming Deputy Leader of the Labour Party. He faces a few problems, one of them of course being the absence of a vacancy. Not only are Labour not waiting for Blair’s body to grow cold, they haven’t waited for the burial. In any case, I suspect Mr Hain will enter the records as the least loved and least missed of all our recent blow-ins.