Quote[s] of the day

Two candidates for quote of the day in the same report, although I doubt it’s the report Michael O’Leary would be hoping everyone would focus on, even if, strictly speaking, the aircraft appears to have been an Eirjet Airbus 320 on what’s termed a wet lease to Ryanair.. ANYway.. the quotes. Attributed to the pilot – “We may have arrived at the wrong airport”.. or the alternative, from a Ryanair passenger temporarily forgetting he was on a no-frills airline – “Unfortunately they didn’t let us go down the slide”