Avast ya scurvy knaves!

Via the Professor. Phew, just in time. Today is/was Talk Like a Pirate Day. Keel haul the lot of them! *ahem* Alternatively – Boss, I’ll be borrowin’ a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho’s and a bottle of rum.

  • Yoda

    What about a Talk Like a Dubliner day?

    Iz dat meye bleedin’ mobile? Jayzus Mare-y an’ Jozif tonigh’, me frend Attracta waz bleedin’ scarleh after droppin’ hur bleedin’ chizeller on izhed? Poower littel bollix bu’ he shurrup after hiz oxo an’ bred. Lookahimhezaroide. C’mereiwantya. Scarleh.

  • peteb

    Ahoy, the campaign starts har.

    Aye, me parrot concurs.

  • Yoda

    AAARRRHH. Pete, me lad. The Dublin dogs will have their day. There’ll no’ be a keelhaulin’ this day. AAARR.

    I just near took out me brown eye wi’ me hook after using the soppin’ bucket. Let that be a lesson to ye: don’t grog and wipe. AAARRR…ow

    I put my mark upon this thusly: X

    (Captain Peg-Leg Yoda of The Salty Dog)

  • SeamusG

    …ten days adrift on a raft and every man down with Yeller Jack….