First cause of riots discovered…

Ach, if only it were that easy. Randomshite.co.uk has a great piece on how the Kaiser Chiefs started it all up with their I predict a riot.

  • CyberScribe

    Maybe the next craze now that recreational rioting has paused is DIETING

    I Predict A Diet”
    Parody by Deano

    Inspired by the comedy genious of Mr. Christopher Moyles

    oooooh, people are calling you fatty,
    you’re not looking pretty I tell thee,
    waddling through town you’re quite scary,
    and not very stable either,
    cream cake and eclair they got eaten,
    all your eating records are unbeaten,
    find it hard to look at your feet, and,
    you got sagging and flabby skin

    La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
    Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,

    I predict a diet, I predict a diet
    I predict a diet, I predict a diet

    oooooh my weight is reaching the max-i,
    my clothes no longer do fit me,
    i have moved up to XL-size,
    due to my lack of exercise,
    hope not to run ’round with no clothes on,
    cos that sight would be a real sick one,
    eat chips by the bucket load full-on,
    i am not very sensible

    La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
    Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,

    I predict a diet, I predict a diet
    I predict a diet, I predict a diet

    and when you realise you can hardly walk,
    then you gotta stop chewing on pork

    oooooh, people are calling you fatty,
    you’re not looking pretty I tell thee,
    waddling through town you’re quite scary,
    and not very stable

    La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
    Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,

    and when you realise you can hardly walk,
    then you gotta stop chewing on pork

    I predict a diet, I predict a diet
    I predict a diet, I predict a diet

    http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kaiserchiefs4.shtml

  • joemomma

    This was funnier on Tuesday.

  • Bazza Kelly

    I think its just as funny today as it was then, joemomma.

    who runs that site, is it the guys from the vacuum? i see they have a page on that court case
    Vacuum

  • Joemomma

    Call me old-fashioned, but I usually find a joke funniest the first time I hear it. In case you missed it, Slugger linked this very story on Tuesday.

  • Mick Fealty

    Eek! [‘Editor’ points finger at himself!]