The Solution

After the uprising of the 2nd of March
The DUP member for Lagan Valley
Had leaflets distributed in Paisley Park
Stating that the people
Had forfeited the confidence of the the Union
And could win it back only
By redoubled efforts. Would it not be easier
In that case for the Party
To dissolve the people
And elect another?

with thanks to Bertolt Brecht and Gerry Lynch