Fianna Fail (ed).
The Soldiers of Disaster (nee Soldiers of Destiny)
1926-2009Savaged to death at local and European elections.
Deeply regretted by builders, developers, bankers and cowboys everywhere.
Remains reposing in large tent on Galway racecourse.
Funeral mass tomorrow, at the Church of Bertie The Chancer.
Burial afterwards in the Golden Circle Cemetary.
No flowers please, brown envelopes only.
[Recieved by text. Adds A google search reveals it’s been on some message boards for a week or two, more apt. now though I think.]