[on tinfoil hat]

From Samizdatista Michael Jennings comes this important study – On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets – “It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.” – or it’s proof that some people have way too much time on their hands.. or they could just want us to believe that..

  • Yoda

    I need a tinfoil hat to protect me from that multicoloured acid-dunked hypno-cow that keeps loading with Slugger’s main page.

    I’m definitely getting either a “kill all humans” or an “all hail” vibe from it.

  • Pete Baker

    Go with the “kill all humans” Yoda..

    *wanders off*