Ultimate chav gets screwed by millie…

ENGLISH uberspide, lottery winner and UDA supporter Michael Carroll gets the full ‘kiss and tell’ treatment from his 17-year-old ex-girlfriend in today’s Sun. The King of Chavs’ wife is now keeping herself to herself in Belfast, and won’t let him see his daughter. It’s a sordid tale of sex, drugs and ASBOs, but you can only read it all if you bought the paper today. Bah!

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