Quotes of the Day…

“We are the best-behaved supporters in the land.”

– a Linfield supporter who either has a mischievous sense of humour or missed this recent game/riot.

“There was no great panic because we had an Ann Summers night on for the women and some of them thought it was part of the craic.”

– A spokesman for Jackie Mullin’s bar in Derry, following a suspected Real IRA shooting incident in the pub on Sunday.