Portadown: Worse than going to Hull and back…

CONGRATULATIONS to Portadown, which came in at number 22 in The Idler’s stocking filler ‘Crap Towns II’. As well as references to the town’s sectarianism and Drumcree, it is described as “like Burnley, but with more tattoos”. Unfair?

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