Hasta La Vista Blaggy ——- So Soon Old, Too Late Smart

I thought that Blagojevich played Harry Reid like a Stradivarius. As it turns out, this did not mean that Blagojevich was all that smart, just that our Senate Majority Leader was dumber than retarded dog drool. Blagojevich managed to maneuver in the endgame like Rommel but since the ill-fated Serb spent the past six years pissing off everyone in the Illinois legislature, the only thing standing between him and a bum’s rush to the chamber door was the solitary vote …

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Greetings From The Land Of Lincoln —–Part Two Of the Neverending Story

There are two things to said of Willie Brown.——–First, he does not cast a shadow.———Second, when introduced to Bill Clinton, Clinton remarked that he had finally met the “real Slick Willie“. As a practical illustration of what I am driving at, the Reagan FBI sent a sting crew to trap Willie while he was Speaker of the California Assembly. The brownshoe FBI nailed just about everyone in the statehouse EXCEPT Willie. So when Willie talks, you listen.Here are two quotes …

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Greetings From The Land Of Lincoln,

“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” ———–Karl Marx The problem with Rod Blagojevich isn’t just that he is corrupt but that he is dumber than retarded dog drool as well, so much so that he gives ordinary, decent crooks a bad nameRepublican Departments of Justice have always taken a bead on the Chicago Machine in hopes of disrupting the Democrat conveyor belt there. The “revelations” of Spitzer in New York (with no charges filed after the resignation, …

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You’ll Still Need An Oak Stake To Kill The GOP

The Republicans are casting about figuring out what to do next. The 24/7 news channels are cutting them some slack because they are going nuts over what Obama is not telling them. Otherwise I’d be throwing longneck after longneck into Wolf Blitzer’s kisser as he lamented the doom and anticipated passage of the Grand Old Party to the Final Roundup with cloying gravitas. So what just happened? How did the GOP get to this point? What is likely to happen …

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Greetings From The Land Of Nixon — The Sequel

I thought that it would never end but, blissfully, it did. Syanora Obamabots, adios PUMAS and hit the road “repugs”. Five billion bucks (and change) later it is all over. Hallelujah!! once again we got the best goddamn government money can buy. The passage of Proposition 8’s shock wave is passing through California. It seems that some are upset that the Mormon church prodded it’s adherents into contributing two thirds of the funding for the passage of the proposition banning …

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Greetings From The Land Of Nixon

California is in the tank for Obama. The Field Poll has Obama at a Bradley-proof 22 points over McCain in California. The political news here is the fight against Proposition 8, the attempt to outlaw same-sex unions. We have the usual number of carpetbaggers from the Bible-Belt that pollute our politics whenever we have a juicy proposition but the hottest news so far is the surge of Mormon money during the past weeks trying to pass Proposition 8. So far …

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Allen Greenspan and a Yellow Submarine walk into this bar …..

A yellow submarine was found at the 2000 foot level on top of the Ben Lomond section of the San Andreas Fault in the Santa Cruz Mountains just west of me. No one knew what the submarine was seeking at that altitude:-T Six thousand miles due east is another submarine (or two or three) of great interest to those of us who live on the faultline. While the Bushies have been concentrating on North Korea’s fledgling nuclear industry, the Peoples …

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Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, Hillary, Or Are You Happy To See Me?

Can’t ya just see it, Senator McCain, Hillary and Obama torn to pieces by sharks……….. Open Water, a Dogma 95 inspired movie no doubt familiar to those of you on the lithium diet, casts a married couple in SCUBA gear adrift in the Caribbean after their SCUBA party boat sails away following a flawed count. The movie is a very personal portrayal of the couple in extremis as they go through the five phases of death ending with acceptance. The …

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