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  • Am Ghobsmacht

    It’s simple! “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s ass!”

    Edwin, are you sure he means THAT kind of ass…?

  • Rory Carr

    Blood money ?

  • Morpheus

    “I don’t care if the bible teaches that we are all equal in the eyes of the Lord – this bit of the bible suits my agenda so I am taking it to the highest court in the land and everyone else can pay for it.”

  • sherdy

    No chance of me being sacked from this job before I hit the ground!

  • arsetopple

    “No money left so these are the only tablets I could find for the patients”

  • babyface finlayson

    Edwin Pooter:The Diary of a no-gays-body.

  • collegejim

    If we hadn’t been ann axxed we might have made it.