Sarah Curran has a sharp take on what the battle a day will mean for the future of Northern Ireland. Good Government, how are ya!Here’s a few pickings:
DUP – “…it was no surprise that they took the Department for Stopping Money Getting to Nationalist Areas as the lead off”.
Sinn Fein – “They also chose the Department for Massive Feck-Off Cross-Border Motorways”
UUP – “Department for Making Sure What’s Left Of Our Elderly Electorate And Party Workers Survive to the Next Election”
SDLP – “Department for Encouraging People on Benefits in Catholic Areas to Drop Sinn Fein”