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TALKBACK in five minutes will be live from Ballymena, with, no doubt, plenty to say about the usual ‘Ballymena’ topics – sectarianism and shopping. And don’t forget funny accents, dopey DUP councillors excusing the bigotry that does occur and angry republican callers lambasting the entire town to feel some kind of collective guilt. One-dimensional analysis that reinforces the stereotype again, or will there be any surprises this time? Imagine Dunseith finding something positive to say about the town!