You don’t win 14 Grammys feeding Africans

The satirical geniuses [genii? – Ed] at The Onion perfectly pre-empted Amnesty International’s decision to give U2 their 2005 Ambassador of Conscience Award for ’21 years of commitment to equality’.. with this article, “Rest Of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving”, replete with quotes from the music-playing part of the band – “When Bono starts telling the audience how messed up the world can be and how we should work together to make things better, I usually just zone out.” heh