In Re: the ongoing debate on farming subsidies. *ahem* The Onion [Leather-clad nomads! HAHAHA!!] is in brilliantly predictive mode – Government may restrict use of genetically enhanced farmers [with sound!].. “That said, I can’t deny the benefits of an agricultural laborer who subsists on common weeds, grows his own exo-overalls, sweats pesticides, and whose six arms end in retractable plows, scythes, and harrows.” Ha!