EU constitution: a French pig in a poke?

Ruth Dudley Edwards was on sparkling form in yesterday’ Sunday Independent. She lays out the conundrum of the European Constitution, drafted in high French style by former French President Valerie Giscard d’Estaing (she’s not a fan btw), patched together in the convention by the British, and finally sold to the whole EU last year by Bertie Ahern. Finally, when it came round to the French again, they dealt it a devastating blow – for a bewildering and conflicting set of reasons.

By Ruth Dudley Edwards

I adore and hate the French, but mostly they make me laugh. On the plus side, they have style in abundance: it’s no wonder they gave us the word ‘panache’. Having no taste for the hair shirt, they have long enjoyed seducing into a world of pleasure people who had not previously appreciated the importance of good food, wine, elegant clothes and sybaritic sex.

The debits… oh, where shall I start? An absence of moral seriousness, intellectual pretension as preposterous as the berets of that old pseud, Jean Paul Sartre, a thoughtless cruelty that has their protesting farmers setting fire to lorry-loads of live English lambs and so on and on. But in the context of the EU, it’s their idleness, self-deception, selfishness, arrogance, snobbery and obsession with gloire that have led to this present crisis.

Still, thank you, France. Your deficiencies may have got us into this mess. But your deficiencies have also got us out of it – at least temporarily.

It was the French who inspired and drove forward what became the EU – and in the context of post-war Europe, cooperation and a common market were worthy aims. The enthusiasm shown it today by Eastern European countries shows how the club can initially give confidence to countries seeking to expand their horizons and opportunities. It did that for us. But even the newest members are becoming at the way in which flourishing, flexible economies are being asked to shore up unsuccessful and sclerotic disasters like France, Germany and Italy.

A problem from the start was that pragmatism is a dirty word in France. There was none of the scepticism and the ‘let’s-see-how-things-work-out-and-not-make-rash-decisions’ that one associates with the Anglo-Saxons or the Scandinavians (it’s a Protestant thing). The French are big on vision (it’s a Catholic thing) – in this case, they wanted a United States of Europe.

What was more, because the French ruling classes think they’re God, with the help of the obedient, guilt-ridden Germans, they created the Common Market-turned-European-Economic-Community-turned-European-Union in their own dirigiste image: centralised, bossy and remote from, and contemptuous of, the people whose lives they sought ever more and more to control.

It was a model that brought us the ultimately ruinous Common Agricultural (a third of its subsidies, incidentally, go to France) and Common Fisheries policies, a regulatory system that is strangling enterprise and freedom and government by a shameless army of the unelected elite whose accounts are unaudited, financial scandals uninvestigated and whose response to whistle-blowers is to sack them

Its modus operandi proved contagious: more and more members of the cosy Council of Ministers agreed to the gradual erosion of their nations’ sovereignty.

So the Euro came about, and the Danes and the British, who refused to join, were told that outside the Eurozone lay disaster. Well, that wasn’t the way it turned out. ‘Der Euro macht uns kaputt’ (‘The Euro could do for us’) said Stern last week, revealing that 56% of Germans wanted the mark back.

A major element in the Dutch opposition to the constitution was a belief that they were more prosperous with the guilder. With some of the member countries in desperate need of cuts in interest rates to encourage growth and others equally frantic to have rates raised to counter inflation, the inherent nonsense of a one-size-fits-all currency is being exposed.

The Stability Pact was to have kept the currency health, but it became inconvenient for France, which ratted, followed by Germany, France, Italy, Holland, and Greece.

Goodbye stability.

Meanwhile, the French bullied other states into agreeing that the person to put in charge of devising a constitution to suit an enlarged Europe was a 76-year old Frenchman.

Ex-President Giscard d’Estaing – grand, self-regarding and supercilious – epitomises the most risible aspects of the French ruling elite. As Chairman of the Constitutional Convention he listened to no one, a job left to the secretary-general, Lord Kerr, once head of the British Foreign Office, and a master of achieving compromise in the most difficult circumstances.

Kerr has since admitted that the resulting document was ‘a mess’, ludicrously elaborate, wildly over-ambitious in areas like defence and foreign affairs and ambiguous in vital areas of economic policy. When the arguments got too much, says Kerr, ‘we thought: “Oh shit, this is difficult stuff”, and we didn’t do anything about it.’

Even the Council of Ministers baulked at the diner du chien that resulted in 2004, but salvation seemed to be at hand. The new President of the EU was Bertie Ahern, deal-maker extraordinaire and a master of constructive ambiguity. As with the Good Friday Agreement, Bertie was not going to ask anyone to resolve internal contradictions: he wanted them ignored. He smoozed his way around Europe securing a concession here and a rewording there and finally he cobbled together something that the whole Council could accept.

And then the ungrateful French turned around and wrecked the cosy consensus that was to give us a document with horrifying ramifications that no one understood. Like the Dutch a few days later, they did so for an apparently bewildering array of reasons: want a more/less powerful Europe; want more/less regulation and more/less central planning; don’t like enlargement; really don’t want Turkey; fed up with immigrants; and so on and on.

But at root was the voters’ resentment that those who ruled them didn’t listen to them. It was the eruption of the people power the rulers of Europe liked when it happened in places like the Ukraine. It wasn’t supposed to happen at home.

True to form, as soon as the voters gave the wrong answer, their rulers tried to discount them. Faced with the proof that he was out of touch with his own citizens, what did President Chirac do?

He replaced his prime minister with his crony Dominique de Villepin, who has never stood for elected office, is disliked in his own party and is about as people-friendly as Louis XIV on a bad day.

That’s the great thing about the French. Love ‘em or hate ‘em. You have to laugh.

First published in the Sunday Independent on Sunday 5th June 2005

  • Deirdre Chambers

    A mon avis, l’auteur est un gros thon!!!! Les francaises sont fabuleuse!!!

  • Henry94

    The British decision to cancel the referendum has put paid to attempts to revive the corpse of the constitution.

    Where we go from here is anyone’s guess.

  • Mick

    Postpone rather than canel Henry. Though of course they may well amount to the same thing after next week’s meeting.

  • Young Fogey

    It was inconceivable that there would be Yes votes in Denmark or the Czech Republic after the French and Dutch votes, regardless of what the Brits did Henry, and Ireland and Poland hardly looked much perkier.

    Back to the drawing board, and no bad thing.

  • Keith M

    At least the UK government has seen sense. Given the turnout and the margins in Netherlands and France, this constitution is going nowhere right now. I just hope our goivernment makes a similar decision. A constitution needs to be short and to the point. This one is anything but.

  • Dessertspoon

    “sybaritic” – is this not the best word ever I shall be using it as much as possible from now on. As for the French…well what can you say they’ve always been like know – French!

    I think a lot of the backlash has come from a sense that Europe is taking over and people like to have a sense of their own identity..look at this place we’ve been fighting over identities for years. Plus Europe appears to be moving further and further away from the subsidiarity principle. Not that anyone in or from Norn Iron will know much about that as it certainly isn’t practised here and doesn’t look likely to be for some considerable time.

  • euinni

    It will be interesting to see what Barroso has to say on this issue when he is going to visit the National Forum on Europe on June 30th.

  • D’Oracle

    Sparkling form my ass. Sindo has no ball -not man rule for sure. None of her assertions that the French are into sybaritic sex (how do you do that?), that Sartre was a pseud, that a United Europe is a Catholic thing, that the Euro results from eroded sovereigny and that the French bully other countries are neither self-evidently true nor does she offer any proof.

    No doubt she’ll be back as always next Sindo with more sparkling good stuff in similar vein.

  • David

    Strange thing. The British media consensus seems to be that the EuroConstitution is now dead. Unfortunately, if past form is anything to go by the European political elites will find some way of bringing it back.

  • D’Oracle

    There does seem to be a British media (and elite) consensus but thats hardly a surprise -they’ve long seemed hostle towards anything beyond having euro export markets.

    The dreaded Euro political elites will be back-but that this wont be easy this time given the two no votes.