A suitable quiz for a Sunday

From Dave J, “the American blogger ‘It Comes in Pints?'”, according to the Sunday Tribune.

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 80%
Pride: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Greed: 60%
Envy: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 63%
You’ll die while in the throws of passion – the best way to go.

How Sinful Are You?

Hmm.. I need to work on the wrath..

  • Davros

    Dare I mention that it is a dodgy link O wrathful one?

  • Davros

    p.s. I scored zero on all counts πŸ˜‰

  • peteb

    dammit.

    Link fixed now, Davros.

    Zero? Are you sure you’re still alive? πŸ˜‰

  • Davros

    To paraphrase from Star Trek

    “It’s life Pete, but not as we know it” !

    n.b. Pete – they don’t assess honesty πŸ˜‰

  • stevie ‘wonder’

    The chances of going to hell … rather the reality of going to hell is 100% to those who reject God. Its not so much about the sins listed here, its about our sinful nature that leads to all of the above. The bible teaches that “All have sinned and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23) and that sin seperates us from God …. so were all destined for hell, but theres good news. Christ died on the cross, shed his precious blood, he bore our sins in his own body so that we, if by relaying on the cross work of calvary, accepting that we are sinners with no hope and on the way to hell, call upon Jesus Christ to clense us from our sins, believing that he and he alone can save us and turn aways from our sinful ways then we can be 100% sure of heaven.

    WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? http://www.eternitywhere.com

  • Comrade Stalin

    “The chances of going to hell … rather the reality of going to hell is 100% to those who reject God.”

    How do you know ?

  • Chris Gaskin

    63% chance of going to hell, I think that percentage is way too low

  • maca

    Hell doesn’t exist btw, just FYI.

    40%, crap questions.

  • Davros

    Hell doesn’t exist btw, just FYI.

    Tobacco and no matches or lighter = hell πŸ˜‰

  • stevie ‘wonder’

    How do i know??

    Because it says in the bible that Hell is prepared for those who reject God. However a way of escape is provided!

  • Chris Gaskin

    “Tobacco and no matches or lighter = hell ;)”

    Agree 500% πŸ˜‰

  • bertie

    I have 14% chance of going to hell.

    I’d hate to think I would be missing anything!

  • bertie

    just did it again

    now up to 17% it’s slow but I’ll get there yet!

    comment
    You will die while sleeping – and no one will notice.

    sad

  • Davros

    You’ll be asleep at the time bertie so it won’t bother you in the least πŸ˜‰

  • maca

    “Tobacco and no matches or lighter = hell ;)”

    I’ve just run out of Irish teabags, tomorrow might just be hell!! πŸ˜‰

    Stevie
    “Because it says in the bible”

    It says a lot of things in the bible Stevie.
    There’s quite a lot of crap in there, you wouldn’t want to believe everything, IMHO.

  • Davros

    I’ve just run out of Irish teabags, tomorrow might just be hell!! πŸ˜‰

    I have hundreds of them downstairs AND loads of tayto Cheese and Onion Crisps LOL
    In fact I think I’ll pop down and make a lovely strong cup of tea – I’ll think of you as I drink it πŸ˜‰

  • maca

    You’re enjoying this aren’t you?!? Fecker! πŸ˜‰

  • Davros

    Mmmmm Barry’s Tea – I can never decide if it’s better than Lyons πŸ™‚ There’s plenty in the pot mate πŸ˜‰

  • bertie

    Davros
    “You’ll be asleep at the time bertie so it won’t bother you in the least ;)”

    You’re such a comfort!

    Just wondering if its really possible to be focusing on multiple sins at any one time. I can see lust and gluttony complimenting each other in a variety of interesting combinationd, but sloth probably precludes others.

  • Chris Gaskin

    I know where I am going and it isn’t upstairs

    It might not be so bad πŸ˜‰

    I wonder if they sell B&H?

  • Davros

    It’s doubly Hellish Chris – they do but they are fully taxed and the revenue goes to HMG so you’ll have to abstain πŸ˜‰

  • Chris Gaskin

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • queens_unionist

    how true my stomach rules my head!

  • stevie ‘wonder’

    Does anyone out there believe in hell?, or rather know the aufulness of it. A lot of the discussion has focused on the ‘fun’ of Hell. Hell is a real place, with real fire, a place of darkness, a place of weeping, a place where ul remember everything, …. including this discussion and ul think if i only believed.

    LETS HERE SOMEONES VIEW OF HELL WHO IS ALREADY THERE …..

    LUKE 16:22-28
    …”The rich man also died and was buried, and in Hell he lift up his eyes, being in torment and seeth Abraham afar off. And he cried; send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for i am tormented in this flame. Then he said i play thee, that thou wouldest send him to my bethern that he may testify unto them lest they also come to this place of torment”

  • The Beach Tree

    eh, stevie – that was a parable – Jesus made it up to make a point – it’s not actually literally true!

  • stevie ‘wonder’

    I would acctually say that this is a true story. However, if it is only ‘made up’ as you say to make a point, the point that is being made is that Hells a terrible place, a place of torment and a place that people should avoid. And if it is a ‘made up’ story that would leave it even more acurate, because what Jesus says is true!

  • bertie

    Stevie

    I don’t wish to offend, but Jesus never said we couldn’t have a laugh.

  • stevie ‘wonder’

    I agree totally with you, one of the proverbs is “a merry heart doth good lke a medicine” The bible never says we cant have a laugh…. but it clearly sets out right and wrong and Hell certintly is no laughing matter, and if you dont realise that now, you will realise it eventually cause im sorry (and dont mean to offend) you will be there if you reject the sacrifice of the cross.