I'm a lady, you know…

READ Lady Sylvia Hermon’s rivetting election diary in the Sunday Times. I’ll set the tone: “Day One: Dogs’ haircut today”. No it’s not April 1 and you haven’t clicked on the Sue Denham column – who takes a poke at some election posters (see below) today.

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