Bono's booked, who's available?

OK, so it’s stretching the remit (again) but I couldn’t resist this one. The Labour Party had Bono (that’s a tenuous link, Ed.) for their party conference, so the Conseratives looked high and low for someone to guarantee the same level of coverage – and found… Rick Wakeman! The Guardian extracts the Michael

  • Boomtown Wrath

    Just so it doesn’t miss out on the act, may I suggest that the SDLP signs up Dana forthwith? Similarly, the UUP might find it useful to draw on the effusive rhetorical bombast of one Ivan Morrison! Any other suggestions on how desperate times call for desperate stars?

  • davidbrew

    And Daniel O’Donnell was at the DUP conference, eh Jeffrey? 🙂