Bono's booked, who's available?

OK, so it’s stretching the remit (again) but I couldn’t resist this one. The Labour Party had Bono (that’s a tenuous link, Ed.) for their party conference, so the Conseratives looked high and low for someone to guarantee the same level of coverage – and found… Rick Wakeman! The Guardian extracts the Michael

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