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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Haddock in hospital under armed guard…

Slugger hears that Mark Haddock, the killer/informer at the heart of the Police Ombudsman’s report yesterday, has been taken into hospital and is under armed guard…

Mick Fealty @ 12:07 PM

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  1. Woner what the odds are of him dying in hospital of a mysterious Alexander Litvinienko-type malaise???

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 12:26 PM
  2. Now that the police should be protecting him they probably won’t.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 12:30 PM
  3. Well in the new PSNI its their job to protect all members of the public from attack.

    Haddock and his mates are in serious diffs because most of them have now lost their rather more important type of police protection and they know it.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 12:47 PM
  4. Let us all wish Mr Haddock a speedy recovery. Unless he has left detailed records of his activities and involvement with his RUC handlers in the commission of these murders we do well to remember that dead men can’t talk.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 12:57 PM
  5. I have a feeling that a number of loyalist agents and/or whistleblowers have died/being killed over the past decade at suspicous times

    Anyone know more?

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 01:21 PM
  6. Bomb scare in the city centre.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 01:31 PM
  7. Nothing trivial I hope

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 01:39 PM
  8. Something fishy going on there ( sorry I couldn’t help it ).

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 02:47 PM
  9. Smoking out Haddock !

    Posted by Art Hostage on Jan 23, 2007 @ 02:54 PM
  10. Hi,

    I heard he was battered.

    Ingram

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 04:18 PM
  11. Putin strikes again??

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 04:19 PM
  12. Is he angling for some sympathy?

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 04:44 PM
  13. Haddock knows too much and will eventually be taken out (first time almost worked). Question is, is there an appropriate individual that Haddock might trust to divulge what he knows before takiing two in the head.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 05:07 PM
  14. Harden him! Though he’s probably in having the bit of bowel that was previously removed, replaced, at the tax-payers cost of course, saying that, the tax-payer have been paying him for a while anyway! I say let him keep the collostomy bag, maybe the PSNI’ll but him shoes to match.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 05:23 PM
  15. *buy not but (oops)

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 05:24 PM
  16. Kadenza,

    Well recently we had the guy (code name Elvis) who walked into a PSNI station to get things off his chest, small things like murders and conspiracy to murder.
    His presence in the station was relayed throughout the chain of command and a swift phone call was made to the holding station from a very well known investigator who wished to interview him.

    As this investigators team raced at break-neck speed to the holding station they were disgusted to find that the man was nowhere to be found, apparently the duty book claims that Elvis left the building.
    But alls well that ends well the Elvis impersonator was found the next day at the foot of Cavehill after impersonating a Hang-glider at night time without the actual hang-glider.

    Then there was Evil Knevil who was jumping quite a few loyalist wives until the “Angel of Death” stopped him and his motor-bike on the crumlin road with a pump action shotgun.

    But my favourite has to be the “Lonesome Boatman” who knew way too much even for an agent and it was decided that he would have to paddle his own canoe, his boat suddenly became more cruise-missile than cruiser and blew the bajesus out of both of them.
    to this day even the worlds best forensic white coats have no idea how the cruiser turned into a cruise missile or even the material that made up the blast.
    British Intel at its finest dealing with big fish in a small pond who had too many oars in the water.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 05:27 PM
  17. So, what exciting end be-fits the likes of Mr Haddock then??

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 05:38 PM
  18. Rough guess would be a complication with his bowel, maybe it being twisted and internal bleeding, or maybe a clerical error lands him working the kitchens of Magherberry alongside some UVF related druggie who takes a knife and guts him like a fish.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 05:49 PM
  19. “So, what exciting end be-fits the likes of Mr Haddock then?”

    Are the spooks creative/smart enough to be able to plant some Pilonium 210 in his morning tea?

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 07:01 PM
  20. Although tempted by the inevitable fishy quips above, I again ask us to wish that he has not “ad is chips”.

    On a human level I wish the wellness of any sick man and on a social level I would that Mark Haddock would regain his health and speak well and true of the things he knows, that his mind and soul might also ease and that he might give ease to the minds of others.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 08:48 PM
  21. “On a human level I wish the wellness of any sick man and on a social level I would that Mark Haddock would regain his health and speak well and true of the things he knows, that his mind and soul might also ease and that he might give ease to the minds of others.”

    Excuse me while I put down my violin. What’s all this shite talk, Rory?

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 09:30 PM
  22. not to serious just a op on his bag.
    But the spooks have been released we are told

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 09:44 PM
  23. He’s in the Royal, where he has was taken “within the last fortnight”.

    Posted by  on Jan 23, 2007 @ 09:56 PM
  24. He’s in the Royal,
    Gonzo

    An appropriate place for a servant of the Crown.

    Or, does this mean he is shagging Zara Phillips?

    Perhaps for his service to Queen and Country Haddock may get a chance to spend time in the Royal Box?

    Posted by Art Hostage on Jan 23, 2007 @ 10:13 PM
  25. he needs to remember what happened willian strobie.  We PSNI/UVF agents get exposed they seem to have mysterious accidents.

    He was lucky to escape the first time. Could this this be the work of the new, SF approved, PSNI--------?

    Posted by  on Jan 24, 2007 @ 02:04 AM
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