• Henry94

    :-) Ulster says neigh!

  • Jack2

    Very good henry94!

  • babyface finlayson

    ‘Our dray will come!’

  • Antain Mac Lochlainn

    ‘Give us a capall o’ yon burgers.’ Wee bilingual one, there.

  • David Crookes

    I go into the Sinn Fein shop to buy some of their burgers.

    Guess what.

    They’re off!

    [WARNING: THESE REPUBLICAN BURGERS MAY CONTAIN UNIONISM]

    Great captions there from Henry94 and babyface finlayson. It appears that Steak-Knife and Meat Loaf are both unavailable for comment. People in the RoI aren’t allowed to buy sausages unless they’re frankfurters.

  • David Crookes

    Sinn Fein Burgers is an Equine Opportunities Employer.

  • David Crookes

    Recommended by Winnie Mandela.

  • babyface finlayson

    David
    Did these results come from a gallop poll?

  • http://gravatar.com/joeharron Mister_Joe

    In many countries horsemeat is one of the stable foods.

  • belfastboyo

    This is juat a poll of a random 1000 people and of course the elephant in the room is the current state of the ROI economy.
    Come the next election it will be back to normal with the gap between unionism and nationalism further narrowing as the two main religious head for parity in numbers.

    SF don’t really want a poll tomorrow, they want one several years down the line.
    This is just start of a long debate.

  • David Crookes

    Dunno, babyface, but SF always told us they were trotskyite. I know I shan’t be ordering saddle of beef for a while.

    Need to watch the dessert menu as well. You don’t want to ingest a strawbery roan ice cream by mistake. Or Red Rum babas.

    Mind you, a whipped syllabub sounds like fun.

  • babyface finlayson

    Mister_Joe
    I’m pretty sure you used that one on another thread. Chancer.
    belfastboyo
    Are you saying the main course is yet to come and this is just the horse d’oeuvres?

  • http://gravatar.com/joeharron Mister_Joe

    babyface,

    Guilty as charged, like the Light Brigade.

  • David Crookes

    ‘Horses for [main] courses’. A new novel by Cathal Gelding, author of ‘The Burgers of Calais’.