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Caption Competition

Tue 8 January 2013, 3:21pm

Your captions please!

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  1. galloglaigh (profile) says:

    ‘Billy would ye ffs take them sunglasses off before you hoist the fleg; sure it’s upside down!’

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  2. galloglaigh (profile) says:

    Or how about:

    ‘They took our fleg, but they’ll not take our dole’

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  3. carnmoney.guy (profile) says:

    There’s none so blind to the flag being upside down

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  4. between the bridges (profile) says:

    This is my flag. There are many like it, but this one is mine…

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  5. carnmoney.guy (profile) says:

    Happy Birthday Duchess – Belfast Style

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  6. 6crealist (profile) says:

    Maybe it’s upside down on purpose? I’ve seen many flags held the wrong way round at these protests.

    Ignorance is bliss.

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  7. carnmoney.guy (profile) says:

    An upside down Union flag denotes distress – have you seen the price of petrol and fireworks this weather ?
    Back to basics – sledge hammers and axes

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  8. David Crookes (profile) says:

    As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26.11

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  9. David Crookes (profile) says:

    Thow yer missiles quick, youseuns. Thon Villiers doll is goin to say the magic word UNACCEPTABLE, an youse know what’ll happen then. The whole #flegs protest’ll shrivel up an die.

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  10. stewart1 (profile) says:

    “Don’t worry it’s nat a riot, the BBC says it’s only a disturbance”

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  11. Banjaxed (profile) says:

    A #fleg in one hand, a dole cheque in the jeans and the entire unionist leadership by the balls.
    Ulster Loyalism 2013

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  12. David Crookes (profile) says:

    gelfs#.

    (Does that make the rest of us Ghibellines?)

    To find the answer, read ‘Orange Lil Through The Looking-Glass’.

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  13. USA (profile) says:

    “Support the BNP”

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  14. BarneyT (profile) says:

    Got me Roy Orbison specs on…now….anything I want was it?

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  15. Sp12 (profile) says:

    Electioneering – East Belfast style.

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  16. sonofstrongbow (profile) says:

    Watch, when I wave this red, white and blue rag those bullshinners go crazy!

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  17. dnotice (profile) says:

    I only got a CSE in woodwork from Cairnmartin. How the f…
    was I supposed to know that Jake Burns was being sarcastic when he sang “Fly the Flag.”

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  18. David Crookes (profile) says:

    ONE MILLION YEARS BC

    Starring Raquel Patterson

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  19. David Crookes (profile) says:

    L’existence précède l’essence.

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  20. David Crookes (profile) says:

    Belfast’s answer to the famous painting ‘Yankee Doodle’

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  21. babyface finlayson (profile) says:

    Theirs not to reason why
    They’ve got a fleg to fly
    Half a fleg half a fleg, half a fleg onward
    Canon to right of them, Cannon to left of them,
    Pastor behind them, bellowed and thunder’d.
    Someone has most definitely blundered.

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  22. David Crookes (profile) says:

    From an original poem by Smita Srivastav:

    flaming tides of Phlegethon,
    flow over realms of azure
    at twilight hour,
    as sun at demise leaves
    skies aflame with ignited footprints
    like daffodils smiling
    in redolent bowers.

    I admit it’s not in the same league as the Tennyson.

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  23. arsetopple (profile) says:

    You can’t touch me I’m part of the Union

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  24. Mark (profile) says:

    ” Make sure we have some missiles left for Dublin ………we do know where Dublin is , don’t we lads ?

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  25. arsetopple (profile) says:

    Scarper Lads, here comes the Litter Warden

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  26. arsetopple (profile) says:

    Britains Got Talent Semi Finals. The finals to be held in Port Stanley, who needs a Task Force with Big Sammy & the east Belfast crew

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  27. Dewi (profile) says:

    Where’s the fucking dragon?

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  28. ayeYerMa (profile) says:

    George Bernard Shaw:
    “A healthy nation is as unconscious of its nationality as a healthy man of his bones. But if you break a nation’s nationality it will think of nothing else but getting it set again.”

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  29. latcheeco (profile) says:

    Sammy, what time did you say we get tea and crumpets?

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  30. Gopher (profile) says:

    “What do we want?” “GAY MARRIAGE!” “when do we want it?” “NOW!”

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  31. michael-mcivor (profile) black spot says:

    That union jack is going to look more odd in a few years when they remove the scottish and 6 county bits-

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  32. galloglaigh (profile) says:

    Quick Paddy, get it on the bonfire!

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  33. David Crookes (profile) says:

    Objectives

    Children will learn and recite poems and songs.

    Materials

    Small flags

    View More Preschool Rhymes and Songs

    Way Up in the Sky
    (Tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat)

    Provide children with small flags or let them make their own. Then let them wave their flags and march as they recite/sing the following poem:

    Wave, wave, wave the flag,
    Hold it very high.
    Watch the colors gently wave,
    Way up in the sky.
    March, march, march around,
    Hold the flag up high.
    Wave, wave, wave the flag,
    Way up in the sky.

    This authentic educational material is not a joke. But we are.

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  34. Greenflag (profile) says:

    Dewie ,

    ‘Where’s the fucking dragon?’

    LOL

    St George (a sainted Catholic ) apparently slew it and rescued the princess . Story props include green dragon , enchanted orange tree , princess beautiful , Libya & Egypt and an old hermit .

    http://resources.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/stgeorge2.html

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  35. David Crookes (profile) says:

    Thanks for the link, Greenflag. You’re the quare comeejin.

    Must say I like the wee fleg at the tap o the page.

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  36. David Crookes (profile) says:

    From ‘Union Jack’ by John Waite

    Missin’ at school, bustin’ the rules, hates everything in sight
    Needs some new shoes, dad’s on the booze, she’s never there
    Far away kid, all on his own, can’t tell the wrong from right
    Thin as a rake, tough as a nail tonight, tonight
    Here are your hopes for the future you’ll see
    If you hang ’round the neck of a loser like me
    There’s no one else in your life, you don’t need anyone
    Come with me in the night, I will give you the matches

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  37. sonofstrongbow (profile) says:

    ‘The patient was not impressed by the surgeon’s choice of prostate probe.’

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  38. David Crookes (profile) says:

    What-ho, sonofstrongbow, you remind me of the antique Chinese artefact which once appeared on E-bay.

    ENEMAL TEAPOT

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  39. sonofstrongbow (profile) says:

    David Crook,

    You’re really not getting this ‘Caption Competition’ thread thingy are you?

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  40. babyface finlayson (profile) says:

    Why am I getting little recommend popups in the corner of my screen.
    I don’t like them, how do I make them go away?

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  41. David Crookes (profile) says:

    願得燕弓射大將

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  42. Dixie Elliott (profile) says:

    “Who’re we firing at lads – the taigs or the peelers?”

    “Don’t know – I’m blind!”

    “Somebody hit Wee Willie on the heed way a stone!”

    “The Short Strand lot?”

    “Naw, one ‘ay our lot….Marching tay Dublin me arse Willie, sure it’s full of them lot.”

    “So he spilt him open fur that?”

    “Not at all, he was aiming at the Alliance Party office windy ‘n missed ‘n hit Willie.”

    “Remember Michael Caine lads!!”

    “Who?”

    “He held off the Zulus you clown and saved the fleg!!”

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  43. OscarTheGrouch (profile) says:

    “I say, has anyone seen my bottle of Cointreau?”

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