Today’s stars, for Ian and Gerry…
Whatever you make of Astrology, these two ‘readings’ for the party leaders from Jonathan Cainer are just too good not to clip and record for posterity:The Doc’s horoscope for today:
You are trying to do too much. You are succeeding in your effort. You spend your whole life biting off more than you can chew and managing somehow, to swallow and digest it. You are an incorrigible buck-pusher and chance-taker. This is the reason why you do so well and why you achieve so much. Yet something is different now. You are starting to wonder whether it might be possible to be happy without having to keep putting yourself in one stressful situation after another. It is.
And Gerry’s:
What are you supposed to make of your current situation? Should you be jumping for joy or leaping up and down with rage? Should you feel frustrated or elated? Perhaps, with this whole business of feeling, you are thinking far too much. You do not need a strategy now. You do not even need a full explanation. You merely need to listen to your intuition. You will hear this clearly, just as soon as you get your ‘voice of reason’ to stop talking so much pompous nonsense.
The stars are very benign today, with the moon in cancer which is its ruling planet.
Venus is in taurus, where its said to be exalted. There’s a good planetary spread, quite harmonious so I expect the meeting today to be one of mutual understanding and marked by respect.
Perhaps pay cheques and expenses hovering over the horizon out of phase with popular vote will have more to do with the outcome of the day.
Very revealing Mick.. What on earth put you on to that Web site?
I find astrology pretty difficult take however. Funny that Jonathan Cainer has the initials JC because every time I see his smug face in the newspaper I think “Jesus Christ!”
I found it some time ago. But given the matching content, I could not resist it.
It’s, like, they know, man. They know stuff about stuff, before stuff, like, happens. Sod Gordon Brown, Jonathan Cainer for PM. Then he can put the NHS budget on Dun Doire in the Grand National and watch the bookies squirm…
Awwwwww star-crossed lovers, eyes meeting over a negtioting table. Paul Weller said it all when he wrote – or as Gerry said to Dr No
“it’s written in the wind
that we’re two
carved out in the sand
that we’re real
it’s lit up in the stars
that we’re true
we’re destined in the sky
to be glad
we’re hopelessly informed
that we’re meant
we’re conscious of the fact
that we’re supposed
to be so sure
and we are
we’re driven by the
rain to act
we’re suspect to the laws
passed for real
when we’re the realest
thing we’ve seen
taken by the hand from above
I really do feel
we work for love
and it’s written in the stars
meant for us
soaked into the sand
made by time
taken by the hand from above
I really do feel
that we work for love
it’s written in the wind
that we’re two
carved out in the sand
that we’re real
it’s lit up in the stars
that we’re true
we’re destined in the sky
to be glad”
And they all lived happily ever after…….
maybe
So its all come to this Gerry my old friend, I recall the lectures, the green book,I remember your determination, I remember our volunteer friends lying in graveyards, it won’t be long now to Easter when you will invoke their memories and of a struggle long over, was it worth it all Gerry, we lost and you have sold another glorious defeat to our people. Shame on you!